MUSE : (n) a woman who is the source of inspiration for a creative artist.
(v) be absorbed in thought; say to oneself in a thoughtful manner

This blog was created to amuse, inspire and chronicle the year in the life of a computer-nerd/stay-at-home-mom turned Parapro.  All events are REAL, but might be sprinkled with hyperbole.  All names have been removed or altered to protect the not-so-innocent.   While not meant to offend, there will inevitably be someone who is… my advice?  Calm down and grow a funny bone.. or check out one of the other 152 million blogs on the web.  Surely you can find something you like.

Take a peek into my FORMER life as a “not so professional” Paraprofessional.

• Teacher’s Aide Fun – Interesting moments from my first year as a parapro (teacher’s aide)
• Notes From The Office – It’s a new school year and I have a new position at the elementary school. I will be working in the office. I’m still (technically) a parapro, so I will continue to share my experiences here … just another step in this crazy adventure!
• Life On The Outside – Stories that go on outside my parapro life but are still entertaining to some folks…
• Back For More – Chronicles of my volunteer experiences at the school
• And The Beat Goes On – Taking on a new kind of Parapro role as civilian employee at our local police department